On sale Charles Grotesque Candlestick

"Eeh Gads man! This surely can't be. People spend their endless hours scrolling through small shiny oblongs; they drink from cardboard whilst walking and all folk seem to have ownership of what appear to be giant tin boxes propelled by coal. Or some other matter.
I do so miss the earthy reassurances of physical form in on sale the years of our dear mourning Queen." (C.Dickens, 2021)